{"id":1820,"date":"2010-05-03T07:53:35","date_gmt":"2010-05-03T11:53:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/?p=1820"},"modified":"2010-04-29T14:14:18","modified_gmt":"2010-04-29T18:14:18","slug":"man-i-feel-like-a-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/05\/man-i-feel-like-a-woman.html","title":{"rendered":"Man, I Feel Like a Woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/images.amazon.com\/images\/P\/B00000JFZJ.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Shania\" src=\"http:\/\/images.amazon.com\/images\/P\/B00000JFZJ.jpg\" alt=\"Shania\" width=\"300\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a>The science may be sound, but the sociological implications are frightening.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/sciencetech\/article-1269781\/Scientists-develop-spray-make-men-affectionate-using-cuddle-hormone-oxytocin.html\">British and German scientists have discovered<\/a> that using a nasal spray containing the hormone oxytocin on a man will turn him into an empathetic bloke who temporarily exhibits the emotional\u00a0 sensitivity levels typically only found in women.<\/p>\n<p>Oxytocin, the so-called &#8220;cuddle hormone&#8221;, is naturally made in the body and involved in sex, sexual  attraction, trust and confidence.\u00a0 It is released into the blood  during labor where it triggers the production of breast milk and floods  the brain during breastfeeding, helping mother and baby bond.\u00a0 It is also released during orgasm in both sexes fostering pair bonding and post coitus snuggling&#8230; which is when Mother Nature intended snuggling to occur, so stop messing with the natural order of things!<\/p>\n<p>The nasal spray is apparently available over the Internet, so in theory, women could spike their macho mates whenever they wanted a little girl-talk time, a good group cry, or if they were just in the mood to nuzzle and huddle all night long.<\/p>\n<p>But I have a better idea.\u00a0 If your guy is way too macho for your tastes, get a different one.\u00a0 If all guys are too macho for you, consider that you might be a lesbian.\u00a0 And if every now and again you just really need the company of a woman, buy your guy a six-pack, sit him in the recliner, hand him the remote, and go meet one of your girlfriends.\u00a0 He&#8217;ll be right where you left him when you get back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The science may be sound, but the sociological implications are frightening.\u00a0 British and German scientists have discovered that using a<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/05\/man-i-feel-like-a-woman.html\" title=\"Read Man, I Feel Like a Woman\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-madscience","category-xx-xy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1820"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1822,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1820\/revisions\/1822"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}