{"id":1766,"date":"2010-04-21T07:07:15","date_gmt":"2010-04-21T11:07:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/?p=1766"},"modified":"2010-04-20T10:20:58","modified_gmt":"2010-04-20T14:20:58","slug":"did-you-feel-the-earth-move","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/04\/did-you-feel-the-earth-move.html","title":{"rendered":"Did You Feel the Earth Move?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.milesk.com\/Rabiah%20in%20Burkah.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Burkah\" src=\"http:\/\/www.milesk.com\/Rabiah%20in%20Burkah.jpg\" alt=\"Burkah\" width=\"247\" height=\"263\" \/><\/a>It seems that Iranians have the best sex.\u00a0 That&#8217;s the only reasonable conclusion from a <a href=\"http:\/\/au.news.yahoo.com\/a\/-\/mp\/7074321\/sex-fuels-earthquakes-says-iran-cleric\/\">senior Iranian cleric Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi&#8217;s claim<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Many women who dress inappropriately &#8230; cause youths to go astray,  taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which  increases earthquakes,&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Note that it is women who are the problem here.\u00a0 Men are just the hapless victims of the temptresses strutting about with their uncovered hair and &#8220;bodily contours&#8221;.\u00a0 And the next thing you know, the Earth starts a shakin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;m uncertain how the sex causes earthquakes, the cleric does have somewhat of a point.\u00a0 It&#8217;s hard to get remotely interested in a woman wearing a burkah.\u00a0 I suspect they are way more effective than flannel nightgowns at deterring the advances of hormonally fueled and totally not responsible or accountable men.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that Iranians have the best sex.\u00a0 That&#8217;s the only reasonable conclusion from a senior Iranian cleric Ayatollah Kazem<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/04\/did-you-feel-the-earth-move.html\" title=\"Read Did You Feel the Earth Move?\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-justforfun","category-xx-xy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1766"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1766\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1768,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1766\/revisions\/1768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}