{"id":1722,"date":"2010-04-11T07:45:35","date_gmt":"2010-04-11T11:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/?p=1722"},"modified":"2010-04-09T18:53:26","modified_gmt":"2010-04-09T22:53:26","slug":"iporn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/04\/iporn.html","title":{"rendered":"iPorn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leave it to the folks at GoDaddy to <a href=\"http:\/\/revision3.com\/oneoff\/unboxpornipad\">create something<\/a> that&#8217;s equal parts advertisement, product review, and 70&#8217;s porn film (SFW).\u00a0 This send up of the new iPad not only reveals some of the serious shortcomings of the overpriced Apple gadget, it does so with dramatic voice overlays, cheesy music, sexy unboxing, and a UPS guy that&#8217;s vaguely reminiscent of Ron Jeremy.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"555\" height=\"312\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/revision3.com\/player-v5384\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"555\" height=\"312\" src=\"http:\/\/revision3.com\/player-v5384\" quality=\"high\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, and they manage to glue a GoDaddy ad onto the end of this, like anybody cares.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leave it to the folks at GoDaddy to create something that&#8217;s equal parts advertisement, product review, and 70&#8217;s porn film<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/04\/iporn.html\" title=\"Read iPorn\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekypursuits","category-justforfun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1722"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1722\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1734,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1722\/revisions\/1734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}