{"id":1708,"date":"2010-04-06T07:09:57","date_gmt":"2010-04-06T11:09:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/?p=1708"},"modified":"2010-04-03T14:18:18","modified_gmt":"2010-04-03T18:18:18","slug":"attn-mr-atkins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/04\/attn-mr-atkins.html","title":{"rendered":"ATTN: Mr. Atkins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/2010\/04\/kfcs-bacon-sandwich-on-fried-chicken-bread-kills-people-everywhere-on-april-12.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"KFC Bacon\" src=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/doubledown_hdr.jpg\" alt=\"KFC Bacon\" width=\"303\" height=\"249\" \/><\/a>Good news for all you low-carb dieters out there.\u00a0 KFC is introducing a bread-free sandwich.\u00a0 This baby is bacon and cheese stuffed between two pieces of fried chicken.<\/p>\n<p>Never you mind the 32g of fat or the 1380mg of sodium, this puppy is virtually carb-free.\u00a0 It will be <a href=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/2010\/04\/kfcs-bacon-sandwich-on-fried-chicken-bread-kills-people-everywhere-on-april-12.html\">available for your gastrointestinal<\/a> pleasure on April 12th.<\/p>\n<p>Can you feel that little flutter in your heart as you think about it?\u00a0 No?\u00a0 Well wait until you eat one.\u00a0 It&#8217;ll bring your ticker to a standstill.\u00a0 But hey, did I mention there are virtually no carbs?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good news for all you low-carb dieters out there.\u00a0 KFC is introducing a bread-free sandwich.\u00a0 This baby is bacon and<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/04\/attn-mr-atkins.html\" title=\"Read ATTN: Mr. Atkins\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-justforfun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1708"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1710,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708\/revisions\/1710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}