{"id":1698,"date":"2010-04-04T07:30:01","date_gmt":"2010-04-04T11:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/?p=1698"},"modified":"2010-04-01T08:37:23","modified_gmt":"2010-04-01T12:37:23","slug":"bacon-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/04\/bacon-baby.html","title":{"rendered":"Bacon Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/store.baconsalt.com\/Bacon-Baby-Infant-Formula--WAITING-LIST-ONLY_p_84.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Bacon Baby\" src=\"http:\/\/store.baconsalt.com\/thumbnail.asp?file=assets\/images\/baconbaby3.jpg&amp;maxx=300&amp;maxy=0\" alt=\"Bacon Baby\" width=\"240\" height=\"283\" \/><\/a>Are you worried that your baby isn&#8217;t getting enough salt and fat in his diet?\u00a0 Is the little bundle of joy still too young to enjoy Gerber&#8217;s Bacon Slurry?\u00a0 Or perhaps you&#8217;re a bacon lover yourself, and the 2 pounds a day you consume has flavored your natural breast milk such that you&#8217;re worried how to wean junior onto generic milk flavored formula?<\/p>\n<p>Well rest easy my friend, <a href=\"http:\/\/store.baconsalt.com\/Bacon-Baby-Infant-Formula--WAITING-LIST-ONLY_p_84.html\">Bacon Baby<\/a> bacon flavored formula has you covered.\u00a0 So easy and so tasty, the whole family will want some.<\/p>\n<p>Order before midnight tonight&#8230; operators are standing by&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you worried that your baby isn&#8217;t getting enough salt and fat in his diet?\u00a0 Is the little bundle of<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/04\/bacon-baby.html\" title=\"Read Bacon Baby\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-justforfun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1698"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1701,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698\/revisions\/1701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}