{"id":1527,"date":"2010-02-21T07:57:26","date_gmt":"2010-02-21T12:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/?p=1527"},"modified":"2010-02-20T16:04:35","modified_gmt":"2010-02-20T21:04:35","slug":"the-perfect-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/02\/the-perfect-man.html","title":{"rendered":"The Perfect Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.babble.com\/CS\/blogs\/famecrawler\/2009\/01\/george_clooney_swimming.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"George Clooney\" src=\"http:\/\/www.babble.com\/CS\/blogs\/famecrawler\/2009\/01\/george_clooney_swimming.jpg\" alt=\"George Clooney\" width=\"160\" height=\"190\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Kim-101.jpg\">Kim<\/a> doesn&#8217;t know it, at least consciously, but she prefers me to George Clooney and Toby Keith.\u00a0 Oh sure, I know I&#8217;m not as smooth and good looking as George, and while Toby makes her swoon when he sings, I make her ears bleed.\u00a0 But apparently none of that matters.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/meggomae.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/08\/toby-keith.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"Toby Keith\" src=\"http:\/\/meggomae.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/08\/toby-keith.jpg\" alt=\"Toby Keith\" width=\"175\" height=\"212\" \/><\/a>I know this because a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/femail\/article-1251929\/The-perfect-man-geek-facial-stubble--womens-secret-turn-ons-revealed.html\">poll of 2,500 women revealed<\/a> that 91 per cent would actually prefer  a guy who had a few flaws.\u00a0 A spokesman for www.onepoll.com, which carried out the research, said: &#8220;Publically, girls will claim they want a muscly guy, who is hair free  and manly enough not to show his emotional side.&#8221;\u00a0 But their secret desires explain why the rest of us get dates from time to time anyway.<\/p>\n<p>As a service to Kim, I&#8217;ve listed the most sought after qualities in a man and compared myself against my celebrity competition.\u00a0 In fact, if rooting for my sons&#8217; school teams counts as being passionate about a sports team then I&#8217;m a clean sweep.\u00a0 <em>She so wants me.<\/em> Although I&#8217;m sure she wouldn&#8217;t mind if I could sing to boot.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/PerfectMan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1530\" title=\"PerfectMan\" src=\"http:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/PerfectMan.jpg\" alt=\"Kim's Perfect Man\" width=\"595\" height=\"476\" srcset=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/PerfectMan.jpg 640w, https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/PerfectMan-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 595px) 100vw, 595px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kim doesn&#8217;t know it, at least consciously, but she prefers me to George Clooney and Toby Keith.\u00a0 Oh sure, I<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/02\/the-perfect-man.html\" title=\"Read The Perfect Man\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,6,8,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekypursuits","category-justforfun","category-sliceoflife","category-xx-xy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1527"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1534,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527\/revisions\/1534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}