{"id":1330,"date":"2009-12-28T07:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T12:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/12\/urgent-snuggie-update.html"},"modified":"2009-12-28T07:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-28T12:30:00","slug":"urgent-snuggie-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/12\/urgent-snuggie-update.html","title":{"rendered":"Urgent Snuggie Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that you can even get a Snuggie in a full <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bestweekever.tv\/2009-12-22\/tmnt-snuggie-forces-us-to-wonder-is-the-world-ending-soon\/\">Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle theme<\/a>, I can&#8217;t imagine why you&#8217;d need to shop further for mobile domestic warmth products.  Don&#8217;t those nice young men look toasty?  And nothing says I&#8217;m the coolest dude on campus like TMNT gear.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bestweekever.tv\/2009-12-22\/tmnt-snuggie-forces-us-to-wonder-is-the-world-ending-soon\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 385px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bestweekever.tv\/bwe\/images\/2009\/12\/TMNT-Snuggie.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/RtrTO.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 323px;\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/RtrTO.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>But just in case you&#8217;re still feeling a chill in the room, those wacky Japanese <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/RtrTO.jpg\">can hook you up<\/a>.  You&#8217;ll be the envy of the household in this mummy bag with feet.  (I&#8217;d recommend a nice pair of wool socks though.)<\/p>\n<p>Your honey will certainly understand that tonight is not the night when they find you wrapped in this sexy nylon bodysuit.  Ohh baby&#8230; I wonder if this comes in a TMNT theme?<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that you can even get a Snuggie in a full Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle theme, I can&#8217;t imagine why<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/12\/urgent-snuggie-update.html\" title=\"Read Urgent Snuggie Update\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}