{"id":1326,"date":"2009-12-24T11:39:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-24T16:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/12\/she-wants-a-hippopotamus-for-christmas.html"},"modified":"2009-12-24T11:39:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T16:39:00","slug":"she-wants-hippopotamus-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/12\/she-wants-hippopotamus-for-christmas.html","title":{"rendered":"She Wants a Hippopotamus for Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman in El Dorado Hills, California really really does want a hippo for Christmas.  Or at least she wants her old hippo back.  Apparently <a href=\"http:\/\/www.upi.com\/Odd_News\/2009\/12\/23\/Woman-wants-her-pink-hippo-back\/UPI-94251261602372\/\">thieves made off<\/a> yesterday with a 300 pound pink fiberglass hippo that was in her yard.  So, if you should encounter any pink hippos over the holiday, you know where to send them.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman in El Dorado Hills, California really really does want a hippo for Christmas. Or at least she wants<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/12\/she-wants-hippopotamus-for-christmas.html\" title=\"Read She Wants a Hippopotamus for Christmas\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}