{"id":1308,"date":"2009-12-08T07:19:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-08T12:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/12\/holiday-gift-guide-2.html"},"modified":"2009-12-08T07:19:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-08T12:19:00","slug":"holiday-gift-guide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/12\/holiday-gift-guide.html","title":{"rendered":"Holiday Gift Guide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.miamiherald.com\/living\/columnists\/dave-barry\/v-fullstory\/story\/1365659.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 316px; height: 278px;\" src=\"http:\/\/media.miamiherald.com\/smedia\/2009\/12\/04\/13\/6167699.embedded.prod_affiliate.56.JPG\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Despite the fact that several women of my acquaintance have been done with this year&#8217;s holiday shopping since Labor Day 2008, it&#8217;s not too late to get get out there and stimulate the economy.  As a courtesy to my readers,  I thought it appropriate to present you with some gift ideas for those hard to shop for people on your list.  As a courtesy to me (because I&#8217;m lazy), and because Dave Barry is way funnier than I&#8217;ll ever be, I&#8217;ll just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.miamiherald.com\/living\/columnists\/dave-barry\/v-fullstory\/story\/1365659.html\">link to his list<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I mean c&#8217;mon&#8230; who doesn&#8217;t need a nose shaped shower gel dispenser?  And I&#8217;m thinking of getting my sweetie a pair of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hammacher.com\/Product\/76779?promo=search\">metal detecting sandals<\/a> so she can <s>comb<\/s> stroll the beach on our upcoming vacation and happen upon the pirate treasure that&#8217;s buried pretty much everywhere down there in the Caribbean.   Goodness knows, we could sure use a few extra doubloons.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Despite the fact that several women of my acquaintance have been done with this year&#8217;s holiday shopping since Labor Day<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/12\/holiday-gift-guide.html\" title=\"Read Holiday Gift Guide\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}