{"id":1302,"date":"2009-12-02T07:39:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T12:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/12\/a-physicist-walks-into-a-bar.html"},"modified":"2009-12-02T07:39:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-02T12:39:00","slug":"physicist-walks-into-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/12\/physicist-walks-into-bar.html","title":{"rendered":"A Physicist Walks Into a Bar&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Ouch!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, if you think that hurts, you&#8217;ll love these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=e7DkeQ0roAM\">science inspired groaners<\/a> from science comedian Brian Malow.  Standard disclaimers apply.  If you laugh out loud, you might be a <s>nerd<\/s> geek.<\/p>\n<p>Actually the coolest thing may be that there is a job out there called &#8220;science comedian&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"560\" height=\"340\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/e7DkeQ0roAM&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/e7DkeQ0roAM&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Ouch!&#8221; Well, if you think that hurts, you&#8217;ll love these science inspired groaners from science comedian Brian Malow. Standard disclaimers<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/12\/physicist-walks-into-bar.html\" title=\"Read A Physicist Walks Into a Bar&#8230;\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}