{"id":1298,"date":"2009-11-28T07:04:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-28T12:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/11\/the-sequel-i-really-want-to-see.html"},"modified":"2009-11-28T07:04:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-28T12:04:00","slug":"sequel-i-really-want-to-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/11\/sequel-i-really-want-to-see.html","title":{"rendered":"The Sequel I Really Want to See"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kim is annoyingly correct in that I haven&#8217;t given the Twilight series a fair shake.  I&#8217;ve not read the books, I&#8217;ve not seen the movies, and I cop an attitude about the whole she-bang just based on its teen-girl appeal.  Any movie that attracts throngs of swooning teeny-boppers (<a href=\"http:\/\/fc07.deviantart.net\/fs51\/f\/2009\/329\/a\/6\/Twilight_Moms_by_InLoveWitEdwardC.jpg\">and their moms<\/a>) just somehow doesn&#8217;t seem to fit in a genre with the likes of Bela Lugosi and Lon Chaney Jr.  I like movies with all manner of creatures.  I&#8217;ve enjoyed countless vampire and werewolf flicks.  But it seems vampire flicks should somehow qualify as horror movies like <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Dracula<\/span>, or at least action-adventures like <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Van Helsing<\/span>.  They should simply not be found in the store next to the Miley Cyrus DVDs.<\/p>\n<p>To that end, I share a photo from a would-be Twilight sequel I probably would pay to see:<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/paulscheer.com\/post\/252501654\/i-enjoy-this-photo-via-filmdrunk\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;\" src=\"http:\/\/21.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_kthnmlp3qz1qz6kbro1_400.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kim is annoyingly correct in that I haven&#8217;t given the Twilight series a fair shake. I&#8217;ve not read the books,<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/11\/sequel-i-really-want-to-see.html\" title=\"Read The Sequel I Really Want to See\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}