{"id":1289,"date":"2009-11-20T07:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-20T12:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/11\/mmmvelopes.html"},"modified":"2009-11-20T07:48:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-20T12:48:00","slug":"mmmvelopes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/11\/mmmvelopes.html","title":{"rendered":"Mmmvelopes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My apologies for the dearth of bacon-related posts recently.  But maybe a seasonal smoked swine story will assuage you.  With Christmas coming, I&#8217;m sure some of you are thinking ahead to sending out those holiday greeting cards or letters, because let&#8217;s face it, it&#8217;s only you guys and junk mail that are keeping the USPS alive at this point.  Yet many of you are putting off this task as the prospect of licking a big stack of envelopes leaves a bad taste in your mouth only surpassed by actually licking the damned things.  Never fear.<\/p>\n<p>Introducing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncrate.com\/men\/gear\/office\/mmmvelopes\/\">Mmmvelopes<\/a>, envelopes with an eye catching bacon design on the outside to entice your friends and family to tear into them, and a tasty bacon flavored adhesive for you.  Sending cheesy pictures of your kids to people you haven&#8217;t spoken with in 12 months never tasted so good.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.uncrate.com\/men\/gear\/office\/mmmvelopes\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 635px; height: 274px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.uncrate.com\/men\/images\/2009\/11\/mmmvelopes.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My apologies for the dearth of bacon-related posts recently. But maybe a seasonal smoked swine story will assuage you. With<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/11\/mmmvelopes.html\" title=\"Read Mmmvelopes\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}