{"id":1287,"date":"2009-11-18T07:54:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T12:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/11\/the-hat-from-hell.html"},"modified":"2009-11-18T07:54:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-18T12:54:00","slug":"hat-from-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/11\/hat-from-hell.html","title":{"rendered":"The Hat From Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a style=\"\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/us.aving.net\/news\/view.php?articleId=139849\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 238px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blogcdn.com\/www.engadget.com\/media\/2009\/11\/16nov09headtime897614g.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>When you&#8217;re thinking of relaxing, you don&#8217;t usually imagine that you&#8217;ll voluntarily stick your noggin into something that looks a bit like a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.starwars.com\/databank\/creature\/sarlacc\/\">sarlacc<\/a> infested Pit of Carkoon hat.<\/p>\n<p>But if you can overcome those fears and have the neck strength to keep this puppy aloft, and don&#8217;t mind having your hair swirled into a hopelessly matted mess, then has <a href=\"http:\/\/us.aving.net\/news\/view.php?articleId=139849\">Kinatech got a head massager<\/a> for you!<\/p>\n<p>You can practically feel the stress draining from your body and moving swiftly to those around you who are watching this zombie-inspired cranium cap suckle at your brain.  Order soon!  Those remaining holiday shopping days are counting down fast!<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2009\/11\/16\/headtime-scalp-massager-massages-scalps-blows-minds\/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+weblogsinc%2Fengadget+%28Engadget%29&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;  float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 230px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blogcdn.com\/www.engadget.com\/media\/2009\/11\/16nov09iob23rifvbdascz.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you&#8217;re thinking of relaxing, you don&#8217;t usually imagine that you&#8217;ll voluntarily stick your noggin into something that looks a<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/11\/hat-from-hell.html\" title=\"Read The Hat From Hell\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}