{"id":1261,"date":"2009-10-26T06:47:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-26T11:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/10\/paranoid-but-prepared.html"},"modified":"2009-10-26T06:47:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-26T11:47:00","slug":"paranoid-but-prepared","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/10\/paranoid-but-prepared.html","title":{"rendered":"Paranoid, but Prepared"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.womansday.com\/Articles\/Health\/10-Swanky-Swine-Flu-Masks.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 209px; height: 124px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.womansday.com\/var\/ezflow_site\/storage\/images\/media\/images\/01-wd1009-zipper-mask\/806896-1-eng-US\/01-wd1009-zipper-mask.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>If you&#8217;re like the millions living in paranoid fear of the flu this season, then perhaps you&#8217;ve opted to don a face mask in public.  Or maybe it&#8217;s just an homage to the late Michael Jackson.  Or maybe you and your honey have a little nurse\/doctor fantasy thing going on later.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever the reason, if you&#8217;ve got to wear one, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.womansday.com\/Articles\/Health\/10-Swanky-Swine-Flu-Masks.html\">make it fun<\/a>.  Or better yet, fun and practical as with this zippered version that still allows you to stuff your face while being protected from your fellow diners.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.womansday.com\/Articles\/Health\/10-Swanky-Swine-Flu-Masks.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 209px; height: 124px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.womansday.com\/var\/ezflow_site\/storage\/images\/media\/images\/07-wd1009-quincenera\/806926-1-eng-US\/07-wd1009-Quincenera.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>For formal occasions or your debutante ball, you might wish to consider something all frilly and lace.  After-all, it&#8217;s oh-so-chic for your face to match your bloomers.<a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.womansday.com\/Articles\/Health\/10-Swanky-Swine-Flu-Masks.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 209px; height: 124px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.womansday.com\/var\/ezflow_site\/storage\/images\/media\/images\/09-wd1009-flufashion\/806936-1-eng-US\/09-wd1009-FLUFASHION.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And should you have a train robbery planned, but worry about dying from infection before you have a chance to spend your loot.  Well, fear not.  There&#8217;s a mask for that too.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re like the millions living in paranoid fear of the flu this season, then perhaps you&#8217;ve opted to don<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/10\/paranoid-but-prepared.html\" title=\"Read Paranoid, but Prepared\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}