{"id":1252,"date":"2009-10-17T07:19:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-17T12:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/10\/pro-news-ing.html"},"modified":"2009-10-17T07:19:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-17T12:19:00","slug":"pro-news-ing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/10\/pro-news-ing.html","title":{"rendered":"Pro News-ing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was recently chatting with my old buddy Dan and he asked if I ever followed Professional Wrestling.  He was asking because of the recent <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2009\/SHOWBIZ\/TV\/10\/14\/obit.albano\/index.html\">passing of Capt. Lou Albano<\/a>, who managed many of the famous bad guy wrestlers back in the day.  Although some of you may know him better as Cindi Lauper&#8217;s dad from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=eVwFeQpy_Us\">Girls Just Wanna Have Fun<\/a> video.  Anyway, being a young boy in the 70&#8217;s, of course I followed Wrestling, a tidbit that seemed to somewhat horrify my Kim.  I wasn&#8217;t a rabid fan or anything, but I knew a Camel Clutch from a Sleeper Hold, and even went to a Halloween party once as Sgt. Slaughter.<a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/scrapetv.com\/News\/News%20Pages\/Business\/images-2\/andre-the-giant.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 5pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 144px; height: 180px;\" src=\"http:\/\/scrapetv.com\/News\/News%20Pages\/Business\/images-2\/andre-the-giant.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/i180.photobucket.com\/albums\/x310\/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery\/Sgt%20Slaughter\/SgtSlaughter009.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 5pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 114px; height: 88px;\" src=\"http:\/\/i180.photobucket.com\/albums\/x310\/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery\/Sgt%20Slaughter\/SgtSlaughter009.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> One time I even touched Andre the Giant as he was heading into the arena at a local bout.  Man is he big&#8230; and that night, covered in a slimy sweat.  Yum!  But it was all in good fun.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not like I ever thought it was anything more than entertainment, but those guys did put on a great show.  Every character was exaggerated to the edge of credulity.  Good guys were good, bad guys were bad, and there was no middle ground.  It was a sensationalized spectacle on steroids.  Yet still, I knew several people who were convinced it was a dead serious sport.<\/p>\n<p>The conversation with Dan drifted as they do sometimes, and eventually we started talking about politics, or more specifically the coverage of it.  We were discussing how it&#8217;s so important to actually analyze what you hear from any source, because nearly all news coverage has a bias.  And that led inevitably to stories of some of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/opinion\/feature\/2009\/10\/15\/fox_news\/index.html\">outrageous bias and outright falsehoods<\/a> perpetrated by the &#8220;Fair &amp; Balanced&#8221; network.  And all of a sudden we looked at each other and simultaneously arrived at the same realization:<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Fox is the Pro Wrestling of Network News<\/span><\/div>\n<p>The universe makes so much more sense this morning.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was recently chatting with my old buddy Dan and he asked if I ever followed Professional Wrestling. He was<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/10\/pro-news-ing.html\" title=\"Read Pro News-ing\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}