{"id":1223,"date":"2009-09-19T06:34:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-19T11:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/09\/global-warming-ends-now.html"},"modified":"2009-09-19T06:34:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-19T11:34:00","slug":"global-warming-ends-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/09\/global-warming-ends-now.html","title":{"rendered":"Global Warming Ends Now!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.treehugger.com\/pilsener-beer-photo.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 234px; height: 201px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.treehugger.com\/pilsener-beer-photo.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>It&#8217;s gone far enough.  I was nonplussed by melting ice caps, dwindling polar bear populations, and flooded coastal cities.  But when global warming starts <a href=\"http:\/\/www.treehugger.com\/files\/2009\/09\/global-warming-affecting-beer-production-saaz-hops-pilsner-beer.php?dcitc=th_rss\">to impact beer production<\/a>, we have to draw a line.<\/p>\n<p>The quality of hops has been decreasing year on year for decades and is reaching critical levels of low crop yield and acidity.  If we don&#8217;t act soon, we&#8217;ll be drinking hopless beer, which is, well&#8230; cereal in a glass.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s time to replace all those incandescent bulbs, install solar panels on the roof, trade in the Ram on a Prius, and&#8230; oh, who am I kidding?  I just need to make room in the basement for a 50-year supply of beer and start stocking up.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s gone far enough. I was nonplussed by melting ice caps, dwindling polar bear populations, and flooded coastal cities. But<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/09\/global-warming-ends-now.html\" title=\"Read Global Warming Ends Now!\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}