{"id":1182,"date":"2009-08-12T07:03:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-12T12:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/08\/are-you-man-enough.html"},"modified":"2009-08-12T07:03:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-12T12:03:00","slug":"are-you-man-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/08\/are-you-man-enough.html","title":{"rendered":"Are You Man Enough?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Behold, the relationship ending <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hybridspacefurniture.com\/the-man-wall\/\">Man Wall<\/a>.  For a mere $15k (shipping not included) you can sit down in front of this baby and not get up until until you are good and single.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hybridspacefurniture.com\/the-man-wall\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 279px; height: 261px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hybridspacefurniture.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/the-man-wall-white-279x261.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Features include:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>42\u2033 Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTV<\/li>\n<li> 3 \u2013 26\u2033 Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTVs<\/li>\n<li> 1000 watt Panasonic 5.1 Home Theater System<\/li>\n<li> DVD player with 5-CD changer<\/li>\n<li> iPod docking station<\/li>\n<li> 2 \u2013 Wireless surround sound speakers<\/li>\n<li> Live 7-foot sports ticker with built-in computer<\/li>\n<li> 1 year free service for sport\u2019s ticker<\/li>\n<li> Full-size built-in beer refrigerated beer keg with tap<\/li>\n<li> 1000 watt microwave oven<\/li>\n<li> 2 cigar humidors (holds 25 cigars each) complete with gauges<\/li>\n<li> 32-bottle wine rack<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Seriously, if they added an option for a recliner with built in massage and urinal, you would not only fail to notice she had stormed out, but would likely not even hear the doorbell ring when they tried to serve the papers.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Behold, the relationship ending Man Wall. For a mere $15k (shipping not included) you can sit down in front of<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/08\/are-you-man-enough.html\" title=\"Read Are You Man Enough?\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}