{"id":1141,"date":"2009-07-03T06:01:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-03T11:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/07\/get-your-tarzan-on.html"},"modified":"2009-07-03T06:01:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-03T11:01:00","slug":"get-your-tarzan-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/07\/get-your-tarzan-on.html","title":{"rendered":"Get Your Tarzan On"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2009\/06\/26\/bongo-drum-t-shirt-how-did-you-ever-live-without-one\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 181px; height: 189px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blogcdn.com\/www.engadget.com\/media\/2009\/06\/electronic_bongo_t.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>You know when you just feel like pounding your chest, but just can&#8217;t muster the energy to make the sound effects?  Yeah, me neither.  But just in case, here&#8217;s the perfect solution.  A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2009\/06\/26\/bongo-drum-t-shirt-how-did-you-ever-live-without-one\/\">bongo drum t-shirt<\/a>.  Four distinct tones available at your fingertips.  Perfect for demonstrating that you have no rhythm without exerting  the effort to move to the dance floor.  On the flip side, it likely will encourage your friends to smack you on the chest.  A point  that potential purchasing girl-geeks may  wish to consider before plunking down the $49 to implicitly give people permission to cop a feel.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know when you just feel like pounding your chest, but just can&#8217;t muster the energy to make the sound<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/07\/get-your-tarzan-on.html\" title=\"Read Get Your Tarzan On\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}