{"id":1112,"date":"2009-06-08T06:47:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-08T11:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/06\/just-when-you-thought-your-job-sucked.html"},"modified":"2009-06-08T06:47:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-08T11:47:00","slug":"just-when-you-thought-your-job-sucked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/06\/just-when-you-thought-your-job-sucked.html","title":{"rendered":"Just When You Thought Your Job Sucked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How&#8217;d you like to <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5273192\/canon-employees-are-forbidden-to-sit-down-walk-at-normal-pace\">work for Canon<\/a>?  Employees there have to stand.  All chairs have been removed as a productivity enhancement. It saves all that time getting up and down I guess.  Further, if they are in a hallway walking slower than 5 meters every 3.6 seconds an alarm and flashing lights go off as the employee is informed that they are an &#8220;inefficient waste of air.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Which does make you wonder if they would prefer that you were an efficient wast of air.  I suppose it at least gives you a goal.  I like my job a lot better after reading this.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How&#8217;d you like to work for Canon? Employees there have to stand. All chairs have been removed as a productivity<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/06\/just-when-you-thought-your-job-sucked.html\" title=\"Read Just When You Thought Your Job Sucked\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}