{"id":1108,"date":"2009-06-04T06:31:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T11:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/06\/archie-channels-trace.html"},"modified":"2009-06-04T06:31:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-04T11:31:00","slug":"archie-channels-trace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/06\/archie-channels-trace.html","title":{"rendered":"Archie Channels Trace"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good old Archie Andrews has been waffling on the whole Betty vs. Veronica thing since Jughead was eating Gerber baby burgers.  In fact, &#8220;Betty or Veronica&#8221; has become almost as compelling a question as &#8220;Ginger or Mary Ann.&#8221;  And in either case, the question was supposed to be unanswerable, at least in general.  We all had our preferences of course.<\/p>\n<p>But it seems <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2009\/SHOWBIZ\/books\/05\/28\/comic.book.archie.marrying\/index.html\">Archie has gone and made a choice<\/a>.  Come September, newsstands will carry the Archie wedding issue where he marries&#8230; wait for it&#8230; Veronica.  What?!?!  What is he thinking?  Don&#8217;t do it man!!  Betty&#8217;s the choice.  You&#8217;ll always regret the blonde not taken.  On the plus side, Reginald has got to be really steamed.<\/p>\n<p>The only rationale I can think of for this is that in these tough economic times Archie is taking counsel from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=A8pcEl5ItXM\">Trace Adkins and marrying for money<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Riverdale just won&#8217;t be the same, and my world is a little shaken too.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good old Archie Andrews has been waffling on the whole Betty vs. Veronica thing since Jughead was eating Gerber baby<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/06\/archie-channels-trace.html\" title=\"Read Archie Channels Trace\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}