{"id":1100,"date":"2009-05-27T06:58:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-27T11:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/05\/gitmo-exercise.html"},"modified":"2009-05-27T06:58:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-27T11:58:00","slug":"gitmo-exercise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/05\/gitmo-exercise.html","title":{"rendered":"Gitmo Exercise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>France is leading the way once again.  This time they are showing us how to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/oddlyEnoughNews\/idUSTRE54O38O20090525?feedType=RSS\">handle prisoners by sending them on long supervised bike rides<\/a>.   As the article&#8217;s title notes, what could possibly go wrong?<\/p>\n<p>Although as I&#8217;m thinking about it, I&#8217;m wondering if maybe this is a model for handling all those Guantanamo Bay detainees that we can&#8217;t see to figure out what to do with.  Since every state seems scared to death to have these guys reside within their borders, perhaps we could just establish a mobile prison for them.  We&#8217;ll put all the terrorist and terrorist wannabees on bikes and make them pedal around the nation.  That way they won&#8217;t reside within any one state&#8217;s borders.  And in theory, they&#8217;ll be too tired at the end of the day to perpetrate any evil.  It&#8217;s a small price to pay for not having them be a bad influence on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/3036750\/#30869859\">other inmates at our Super Max prisons<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>France is leading the way once again. This time they are showing us how to handle prisoners by sending them<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/05\/gitmo-exercise.html\" title=\"Read Gitmo Exercise\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}