{"id":1090,"date":"2009-05-17T08:17:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-17T13:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/05\/the-profitably-unsaved.html"},"modified":"2009-05-17T08:17:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-17T13:17:00","slug":"profitably-unsaved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/05\/profitably-unsaved.html","title":{"rendered":"The Profitably Unsaved"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some business models seem so obvious in retrospect.  Avowed heretic <a href=\"http:\/\/www.orlandosentinel.com\/news\/local\/orl-rapture-postman-joshua-witter-05142009,0,1981214.story\">Joshua Witter has started a business to deliver post-rapture messages from the risen to his fellow unsaved rabble<\/a>.  If you&#8217;ve ever worried that on the day of reckoning you&#8217;ll be taken to heaven without having the opportunity to say a proper good-bye to your non-believing friends, here&#8217;s your ticket.<\/p>\n<p>For the decidedly reasonable price of $5, Witter will be your personal post-apocalyptic postman, struggling through the boils and toils to get your last thoughts to your friends left behind.  But what to say?  &#8220;I told you so,&#8221; &#8220;Na-na na-na boo-boo,&#8221; or the more sensitive, &#8220;so sorry to hear about your eternal damnation.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The mind boggles&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some business models seem so obvious in retrospect. Avowed heretic Joshua Witter has started a business to deliver post-rapture messages<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/05\/profitably-unsaved.html\" title=\"Read The Profitably Unsaved\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1090"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}