{"id":1080,"date":"2009-05-08T05:34:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-08T10:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/05\/free-at-last-free-at-last.html"},"modified":"2009-05-08T05:34:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-08T10:34:00","slug":"free-at-last-free-at-last","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/05\/free-at-last-free-at-last.html","title":{"rendered":"Free at Last, Free at Last"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The [<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">insert long list of explicatives my kids shouldn&#8217;t read here<\/span>] flywheel is finally off the [<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">insert remaining  explicatives my kids shouldn&#8217;t read here<\/span>] boat.  With one last mighty swing of my hammer the the part exhibited a perfect translation of potential to kinetic energy as it flew off the shaft at 7:02pm last evening.  What ensued was much joyful swearing and some dancing in the garage I&#8217;m hoping the neighbors didn&#8217;t see.  It&#8217;s a good thing my kids were both at practice.<\/p>\n<p>But with the flywheel off, the stator plate removal was duck soup.  The parts have now been ordered, and repair is imminent.  In theory, it should run.  And by &#8220;theory&#8221;, I mean my half-assed guess.  It&#8217;s reasonably likely that sometime between now and Memorial day I&#8217;ll drag the thing out into the driveway and drain the battery dry while the engine spins without starting&#8230; just to spite me.  But if, just maybe if, it should start&#8230; there will be dancing&#8230; in full view of the neighbors.  You have been warned.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The [insert long list of explicatives my kids shouldn&#8217;t read here] flywheel is finally off the [insert remaining explicatives my<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/05\/free-at-last-free-at-last.html\" title=\"Read Free at Last, Free at Last\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}