{"id":1078,"date":"2009-05-06T06:53:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T11:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/05\/what-not-to-wear.html"},"modified":"2009-05-06T06:53:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T11:53:00","slug":"what-not-to-wear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/05\/what-not-to-wear.html","title":{"rendered":"What Not to Wear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard to imagine what was going through this woman&#8217;s mind when she thought, &#8220;Ya&#8217; know, I bet I can make me a tank top out those briefs my ex-husband left behind.&#8221;  Just imagine what <a href=\"http:\/\/tlc.discovery.com\/fansites\/whatnottowear\/whatnottowear.html\">Stacy and Clinton<\/a> would have to say about that.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/themovieblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/red-neck-tank-top.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor: pointer; width: 520px; height: 346px;\" src=\"http:\/\/themovieblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/red-neck-tank-top.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard to imagine what was going through this woman&#8217;s mind when she thought, &#8220;Ya&#8217; know, I bet I can<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/05\/what-not-to-wear.html\" title=\"Read What Not to Wear\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1078\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}