{"id":1069,"date":"2009-04-27T06:38:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-27T11:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/04\/giant-gay-repellent-umbrella.html"},"modified":"2009-04-27T06:38:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-27T11:38:00","slug":"giant-gay-repellent-umbrella","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/04\/giant-gay-repellent-umbrella.html","title":{"rendered":"Giant Gay Repellent Umbrella"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Join with the National Organization for Man Lady Marriage to help them build a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com\/\">giant gay repellent umbrella<\/a> to protect us from the coming gay marriage storm.   Remember, gays aren&#8217;t going to stop until every last one of us is happily in love.   Don&#8217;t let it come to that.  The time to act is now.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"512\" height=\"328\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/player.ordienetworks.com\/flash\/fodplayer.swf\"><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"key=6eddb255b2\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\"><embed flashvars=\"key=6eddb255b2\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" quality=\"high\" src=\"http:\/\/player.ordienetworks.com\/flash\/fodplayer.swf\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"512\" height=\"328\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center; width: 512px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/videos\/6eddb255b2\" title=\"from FOD Team, Jane Lynch, Alicia Silverstone, Lance Bass, George Takei, LizFeldman, Jason Lewis, Sarah Chalke, Sophia Bush, and lauren\">A Gaythering Storm<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/jane_lynch\">Jane Lynch<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Join with the National Organization for Man Lady Marriage to help them build a giant gay repellent umbrella to protect<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/04\/giant-gay-repellent-umbrella.html\" title=\"Read Giant Gay Repellent Umbrella\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1069"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}