{"id":1044,"date":"2009-04-08T07:28:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T12:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/04\/the-limits-of-baconology.html"},"modified":"2009-04-08T07:28:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T12:28:00","slug":"limits-of-baconology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/04\/limits-of-baconology.html","title":{"rendered":"The Limits of Baconology"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chinese scientists on a quest to produce a pig with twice the pork inadvertently created a pig with twice the hot dog.  Okay, so it was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_3266461.html\">really a freaky birth defect<\/a>.  But seriously, even Lauren can&#8217;t love a piggy with 3 eyes and 2 snouts, can she?<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/images\/web\/1491630.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 410px; height: 308px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/images\/web\/1491630.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chinese scientists on a quest to produce a pig with twice the pork inadvertently created a pig with twice the<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/04\/limits-of-baconology.html\" title=\"Read The Limits of Baconology\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1044","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1044"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}