{"id":1008,"date":"2009-03-06T09:35:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-06T14:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/03\/six-pack-diet.html"},"modified":"2009-03-06T09:35:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-06T14:35:00","slug":"six-pack-diet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/03\/six-pack-diet.html","title":{"rendered":"Six-Pack Diet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kim&#8217;s friend&#8217;s brother, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.singermartyroberts.com\/\">Marty Roberts<\/a>, is a local musician who has an original song out called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.singermartyroberts.com\/music\/6pack.mp3\">Six-Pack Diet<\/a>.  The song laments how hard it is for guys to get the six-pack abs that our women assure us are not really all that important.  (And yes, we appreciate you lying to us about that.)  But now you can enjoy your six-pack and still have a six-pack thanks to the introduction of the <a href=\"http:\/\/international.equmen.com\/style-and-benefits.htm\">Core Precision Undershirt<\/a>.  Apparently anyone can just pop one of these $100 bad boys on and&#8230; voila!  You look like this:<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/international.equmen.com\/style-and-benefits.htm\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 217px;\" src=\"http:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/i\/pix\/2009\/02\/25\/article-1155442-03AA8DC4000005DC-400_224x232_popup.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>I guess I know what I&#8217;ll be getting for my birthday now.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kim&#8217;s friend&#8217;s brother, Marty Roberts, is a local musician who has an original song out called Six-Pack Diet. The song<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/03\/six-pack-diet.html\" title=\"Read Six-Pack Diet\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}