Today begins the most exciting trip to hell ever devised by man. In just a few short hours I’ll be leaving to evaluate 6 call center sites in five cities in four countries in 11 days. In the process I’ll be circumnavigating the globe, which is exciting because I’ve never really had a legitimate use for the word “circumnavigating” before.

I will attempt to blog during this trip so that you can keep pace with the minute-by-minute excitement of me sitting on planes wishing something other than my butt was asleep. Punctuating my restlessness will be whirlwind fly-bys of a couple boring places in Europe followed by some truly terrifying trips though a couple of third world hot spots. And when I say terrifying, I mean it in the sense that so far I’ve been warned that in India I should refrain from getting tattoos, having sex, eating, drinking, and bathing with my eyes open. I’m assuming that breathing is still safe, but if I don’t bathe, then that’s gonna begin to lose its appeal too.

Stay tuned…