This is one of the great all-time condom ads. (Spoken like that’s an actual category somewhere.) And don’t worry, this is safe to open at work or in front of the kids.

The CES (Consumer Electronics show) in Las Vegas is the place to be after Christmas. Everyone who’s anyone is there. Except for Steve Jobs who stole the show from San Francisco by announcing the iPhone. And me of course. and probably you. But based on all the people at work who went, it was a pantheon of plasmas and a load of LCDs, mixed with lots of shiny things to warm the heart of any geek.

But not everyone scores big there, and to salute them, there are the Woots. The awards for the worst in show. Think of it as the Razzies for nerds.

This story from our British allies doesn’t seem to be getting much play in the U.S. It would seem we (and by “we”, I mean Cheney) blew yet another critical opportunity in Iraq. Spilled milk to be sure. But yet more evidence of the pathological stupidity of our black & white approach to foreign policy.

I’ll let Leonard explain it… here

So, Mr. Bush… SoHvaD yap’a’ (“Is it hot enough for you?”)

And Dick… Hab SoSll’ Quch! (“Your mother has a smooth forehead”)