Archive for September, 2010

Congress fails to recognize Internet as part of national infrastructure

September 30th, 2010

Rep. Henry Waxman (D-Calif.) announced Wednesday that the net neutrality bill was dead.  Rep. Joe “You Lie!” Barton (R-Tex) was the final nail in the coffin.  Net neutrality has stirred much debate recently with one side concerned about excessive government regulations hampering the communications companies from managing their business, while the other side is worried about preserving unfettered access to all Internet content by anyone, regardless of what service they use to connect.

Critics have tried to position net neutrality regulations as an attempt by the government to censor the Internet.  In reality, it is exactly the opposite of that.  Net neutrality regulations mean that your ISP cannot favor any one sort of traffic on the network over another.  That means an Internet provider can’t purposely slow down streaming video from Hulu unless the consumer also subscribe to their premium cable TV package.  It means the ISP can’t sign a deal with Google to reroute search traffic from Bing to their site.  It means, all Internet content is treated equally.  That providers must provide content agnostic access and not play favorites based on the type of content or the source of it.

The critical failure here is one of not embracing the Internet as a fundamental part of the national infrastructure.  In our world, it is every bit as vital as telephone service, water, and electric.  It’s worth noting that telephone service already has regulations similar to net neutrality on its networks.  Back in the early days of telephony, some telephone companies refused to allow calls to be made to certain areas or numbers because it wasn’t profitable enough for them to do so. The government stepped in and said enough of that. If you are a telephone company then you will allow your customers to call anywhere and everyone.

Allowing ISPs to control content access is not necessary to support the ISP business model. It is not good for American business or innovation. It is not good for consumers. It is certainly not consistent with free markets and freedom from tyranny. It is only good for lining the pockets of the big ISPs.

It’s high time America owned up to the Internet being a public utility and started treating it like one.

Are you smarter than an atheist?

September 30th, 2010

A survey of Americans shows that atheists know more about major religions than any other group.  In fact, Jews, agnostics, and Mormons even out performed Protestants and Catholics.  The survey asked 32 questions covering basics of many religions including Islam, Buddhism, and Hinduism.

Smarter Than...It’s tempting to blame the poor performance of Christians on the bubble effect.  Most people in this country get very little exposure to other religions.  It’s not a topic emphasized at school, and it’s not a popular self-study topic either.  Although the fact that 45% of Catholics didn’t know that the Eucharist becomes the body and blood of Christ indicates there’s more sleeping going on during mass than most priests might have imagined.

It’s also not surprising that atheists did well on this survey.  Most atheists are not such out of ignorance.  Rather, it is the spot arrived at after a journey through many schools of religious thought.  Ironically perhaps, the more you know about all religions, the harder it is to believe in any one of them.

Evolution, elections, and the limits of faith

September 28th, 2010

Evolution

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It probably doesn’t seem like whether or not a candidate accepts evolution is very relevant to the job they’ll do in office. After all, the vast majority of politicians have no opportunity to directly impact or even influence the field of biology.  Although, in many cases, it is used as a litmus test of sorts by bible literalists to determine if a candidate is a true believer.

During the 2008 Republican debate at the Reagan Library, all 10 candidates were asked if they believed in evolution.  Three indicated they did not.  More recently, Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell was quoted as saying evolution was a myth.  And Sarah Palin states in “Going Rogue” that she doesn’t believe in evolution.  Clearly, some politicians see this position as playing to a certain group of voters.

However, there is a larger concern about someone with a staunch position against evolution.  That person is basically saying they are immune to data and reason.  Evolution has 200 years of scientific data and research behind it.  The politicians discounting it as fiction are not doing so because they’ve studied all the information and have come to the conclusion the theory doesn’t hold water.  Rather, they are faced with the situation that significant data are contrary to their ideology or worldview, and so they are dismissing the data.

This is not simply a matter of placing religion as paramount.  This is a matter of once this person has taken a position, there is no reasoning with them.  They will not be swayed.  Some may see this as a sign of strength, but after eight long years of George Bush’s damn the data, stay the course policies, we should all be very wary of anyone who remotely thinks they already have the answers, and who won’t be truly open to rational arguments from the other side.

Evolution is not a question of faith.  It’s a question of rationality… and we need more of that in politics.

Candidate’s religious values matter in elections

September 28th, 2010

BibleChurches throughout the land are encouraging voters to get out to the polls and vote for people who share their biblical values.  The Assembly of God has a website devoted to this cause.  To avoid putting their tax-exempt status at risk, they are careful to avoid specific instructions to vote for a particular issue or candidate, but the message is still clear.  Vote for people who support bible-based policy.

The difficulty being that the bible doesn’t provide a great deal of guidance on economic policy, military strategy, infrastructure investment, or immigration.  This leaves people vulnerable to be swayed by a candidate’s stance on issues the bible (or at least the Evangelical community) is clearer about such as abortion, prayer in schools, and keeping Israel safe.

However, these and most other biblical issues are political non-starters.  Our foreign policy would never turn its back on Israel.  At best we’re quibbling about the fervor of our support.  The abortion question should ultimately be settled by a new law, not the courts.  But no Congress is going to tackle that issue in the foreseeable future.  Getting prayer into schools would require a fundamental re-interpretation of the Constitution, or an amendment to it.  Neither of which is remotely likely.  Yes, it is possible to vote for Presidents and Senators who will appoint and approve judges who will interpret the Constitution to your liking, but that is a very long term and indirect means to achieve an objective.

The result may be that voting for someone based on their bible values alone may well mean voting on issues outside the control of the offices to which you are electing them.  Meanwhile, there are emergent problems facing the country that elected officials can and should be acting on.  Where do your candidates stand on those issues?

Religious values matter in elections because too many people vote based on these politically impotent wedge issues without regard to the actual practicable agenda of those candidates.  Remember, it’s all too easy to stand firmly for things you’ll never be called to act on, to promise what you’ll never be asked to deliver.  Vote on the issues your candidates will actually face.

In Case of Emergency: Remove Bra

September 25th, 2010

There are any number of reasons women are good to have around.  Here’s something to add to the list.  In the event of a disaster with lots of airborne particulates… say a volcano, a dirty bomb, a collapsing skyscraper, or even a fire… your honey’s undergarments may be the key to both of you surviving.  That is, assuming she’s wearing the Emergency Bra.

This bra not only lifts and separates (or whatever it is bras usually do), but its cups are haz-mat breathing filters.  It may be quickly disassembled into two functional and sexy masks.  The theory being that when the alternative is sucking in lungfuls of radioactive dust, most anyone’s willing to have a red laced boob cover on their face.

This puts women at a unique advantage in a disaster situation.  As the inventor of this multi-tasker explained:

Ladies and gentlemen, isn’t that wonderful that women have two breasts, not just one? We can save not only our own life, but also the life of a man of our choice next to us.

So be on your best behavior boys.  When the apocalypse comes, you don’t want to be in the dog house.  And hopefully, the emergency bra won’t be in the laundry basket.

A plan to make healthcare reform popular

September 23rd, 2010

Doctor

Photo by Lauren Nelson on Flickr

There is pretty widespread agreement on the need for reforming our healthcare system.  There is much less agreement on how to achieve the desired results of universally accessible coverage and affordable costs.  Much of the angst exhibited during the debate over the new healthcare reform law as well as the repeal and reform again position of the GOP’s new Pledge to America is rooted in everyone’s fear that reform will break what already works.

However, the notion that what we have already works is somewhat of a facade.  Granted, there are ample horror stories of people who lack coverage, whose policies have been canceled, or who are dying because they can’t afford the treatment they need.  While that’s a tragedy in its own right, the horror doesn’t impact a significant enough portion of the voting population to drive change.  The reality is that people are generally happy with the care they receive, and while they’d like lower costs, cost is not a major pain point in their financial lives.  Perhaps that is the key point to address in order to get action and cooperation towards real and substantive reform.

Post WWII labor and tax laws created the uniquely American system of getting healthcare primarily through employers.  The result has been that the majority of the cost of healthcare insurance is completely hidden from us as employees.  Let’s change that.

While it may be tough to get this program to roll out correctly, in principle we need to legislate that every employee have his wages increased by the amount that the company is contributing to the employee’s health insurance.  It would also be necessary to provide a payroll tax credit for the employers for that same amount so that companies’ would find this change tax neutral.  Also needed is a tax code change for individuals such that health insurance premiums are deductible on your income tax. This should also be tax neutral as you are not currently charged tax on employer or employee contributions to healthcare.  At this point, everything should be financially equal to the system as it exists today.

Now, as an individual, you get to go shop for healthcare insurance much as you would for car insurance.  Buy whatever policy suits your family’s needs.  Keep in mind that the average cost of a family policy today is about $14,000/year.  Even allowing for new competition driving rates down, your family can still expect to write a check for about $1000 every month to pay your healthcare insurance premium.

Even given that your wages are now higher, it would be a reasonable bet that the visible and widespread financial pain of families now paying what amounts to a second mortgage payment for healthcare would inspire a call for government intervention that would make either party’s current plan look like an exercise in rearranging deck chairs.

We don’t need better ideas for reform as much as we need better light on the current situation.

Luddite politicians

September 23rd, 2010

We all remember Senator Ted Stevens trying to explain the Internet as a “series of tubes“.  And the Supreme Court’s recent faux pas while trying to get a handle on this text messaging thing.   Well it turns out that technophobia isn’t a new phenomenon in Washington.

Back in 1930, the Senate tried to ban dial telephones because they felt it was inappropriate and wasteful to do the work of operators themselves. The resolution, which passed, read:

Whereas dial telephones are more difficult to operate than are manual telephones; and Whereas Senators are required, since the installation of dial phones in the Capitol, to perform the duties of telephone operators in order to enjoy the benefits of telephone service; and Whereas dial telephones have failed to expedite telephone service; Therefore be it resolved that the Sergeant at Arms of the Senate is authorized and directed to order the Chesapeake and Potomac Telephone Co. to replace with manual phones within 30 days after the adoption of this resolution, all dial telephones in the Senate wing of the United States Capitol and in the Senate office building.

At the time, they stated a hope the telephone company would take a hint and give up nationally on this foolish roll-out of phones people had to dial themselves.  The horror.

So yes, let’s listen to these guys on technical issues like ACTA, broadband initiatives, intellectual property laws, and cyber-security. At least we can take solace in knowing that being a Luddite is apparently a longstanding job requirement.

Senior Senators impose their views on young soldiers

September 22nd, 2010

John McCain

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The repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell was shot down in the Senate yesterday.  Republicans stood unanimously, with the aid of two Democrats, against allowing the defense authorization bill to come to a vote on the floor while it contained the proposed repeal of the military policy.

The repeal of DADT was part of Obama’s 2008 campaign platform, and is supported by both Robert M. Gates, the Defense secretary, and Adm. Michael G. Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff as well as 60% of the American people.  The policy was initially created to preserve morale among troops who wouldn’t be comfortable with gays in their ranks.  Yet is this really still an issue, and does it even matter to the Senate if it is?

On the one hand, the pentagon has yet to complete its study on the impact of lifting DADT.  They are currently scheduled to release that study before the end of the year.  In the mean time, it seems the real issue here may simply be age.

A Pew Research Study shows a strong correlation between age and views of DADT.  The 2006 study showed 72% of 18-29 year olds supported gays serving openly in the military.  Meanwhile, only 47% of those over 65 did.  It’s instructive to note the majority of those in military service fall into the younger group, while the majority of those in the Senate fall into the older group.

Further, conservatives are an older demographic than liberals.  This means that for conservative Senators, their votes are largely dependent on those least likely to want DADT repealed, and most likely to not be currently serving in the military.

It seems that DADT has much more to do with preserving the morale of the conservative voting base than it does with preserving the morale of the troops.

The expert dilemma: who should you trust?

September 20th, 2010

Newspaper and Tea

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The Journal of Risk Research has published study results asserting a strong correlation between whom people accept as experts and whether or not the expert espouses a position the person agrees with.  In other words, people tend to listen to experts who tell them what they want to hear.

On the surface, this isn’t too surprising, and it would be easy to dismiss this as a natural tendency for people to be intellectually lazy.  After all, it requires a lot of brain power to analyze and refute contrary arguments (or a lot of emotional strain to keep from wrapping your fingers around the other person’s neck).

Yet there is a more complex issue underlying this phenomenon, and significant stakes to it in the political arena.  Many of the intractable issues facing us today have competing sets of experts advising two polar opposite strategies.  From economics to global warming, we are besieged with diametrically different expert opinions.  How are we supposed to decide who to trust?

The vast majority of us lack the domain expertise as well as the time to vet expert sources of information.  Is this scientist or this economist telling the truth or at least being honest about what is known versus what is speculation or prediction on his part?  We likely can’t tell from listening to the expert.

A secondary strategy used is to weigh the volume of experts.  If you have 20 people telling you one thing and 2 people telling you another, the best bet is to side with the majority.  But in a sea of 24 hour news, political action committees, and the Internet, it has become impossible to even gauge the volume.  There might be 10, 256 on one side and 6,857 on the other, but no one is going to bother to count.

So we’re left with trusting the source of the expert.  We are left having to trust that CNN or the NY Times has done their homework and is being honest.  But given that we all have particular trusted sources for news and information we go to time and again, this places an enormous amount of power in the hands of the information brokers and distributors.  Power that some are clearly abusing.

It may not be feasible to verify each expert’s credentials, nor even practical to count the experts on each side of an issue.  But it is reasonable to do your homework on your frequent sources of news.  Remember, caveat emptor is is still sound advice, even if all you’re buying is someone’s credibility.

GOP needs to watch more sci-fi

September 20th, 2010

FrankenSarah

created by Tim Nichols

The Republicans brought their monster to life, and now it’s rampaging through the village as they watch helplessly.  Bringing the religious right into their tent seemed like a good idea at the time.  But outside forces morphed that animal into the Tea Party, and the GOP is now suffering the reality that it is they who are at the mercy of their creation.

Ronald Reagan aligned his party with the Moral Majority to bolster the GOP voting base.  It was a brilliant political plan that resulted in millions of southern Democrats and born-again Christians siding on the political right.  Republicans didn’t have a lot of passion around issues like Creationism, abortion, birth control, or sex education.  However, by adopting them as part of their platform, they brought in support from a large and passionate group of voters who really didn’t care much about the Republican pro-business agenda.  It was a win-win, and it redefined the party.  The new Republican fan base was a passionate and morally righteous group.  They had fire in their belly, but only for a fairly limited set of issues.

9/11 changed everything.  The attack brought an uprising of patriotic fervor that was stoked by the GOP into a national frenzy of desire for vengeance and justice as we marched into war.  Terrorism was positioned as a threat to all things American.  But that frenzy was not contained to the Republican core.  It spread widely and was fueled with abandon during the 2008 election season where fear, whispers of conspiracy, and racism flourished.  What started as primarily a religious movement had grown into a working class grassroots organization.  Yet it retained that passionate ideological fire and a renewed fear that the American way of life was at stake.

The Tea Party was born.  At first it was seen by the Republicans as an army they could use to rail against the evils of liberalism.  But as is so often the case, the slaves turned on their master.  After all, once all the soldiers start thinking everybody is out to get them, there’s little reason for them to worry about the guys across the battlefield until they’ve taken control of their own army.

Welcome to 2010, where the Republican officers are desperately trying to prove their allegiance to the Tea Party for fear of being fragged.  From Frankenstein to Battlestar Gallactica, any sci-fi fan worth their salt would have seen this coming from a parsec away.

Insurance company thinks you’re bad at math

September 20th, 2010

Are you pessimistic, paranoid, and unable to perform a basic compound interest calculation?  Then maybe divorce insurance is for you.  After all, the future is uncertain, and nothing says, “I’ll love you forever,” like cutting that monthly premium check.

A company called WedLock is now offering a cash payout should the day ever come that you can’t stomach living happily ever after anymore.  It’s a little something to soften the blow, or so it seems.  Prices are just $16/month per $1250 unit.  That is, $160/month will net you $12,500 upon your decree.  But don’t order yet.  There’s also a $250/unit bonus for every year you manage to stay hitched after the 4-year mandatory waiting period for the policy to go into force.

Time magazine thoughtfully did some of the math for us using this hypothetical 10 unit purchase and assuming the marriage lasts 10 years.  The $19,188 you paid in premiums will get you $27,500 in divorce-dollars.  Should you manage to stay together for 20 years, your $38,400 investment will get you a cool $78,400.  Of course, should you screw up and pull off the whole “til death do us part” thing, you get nothing.

While it may seem like you are getting decent return on your investment, consider that over 10 years the policy is only yielding 6.8% APR.  Granted, in the current economy that looks like a good return, but historically it’s a pretty conservative investment return. The stock market has consistently returned an average of over 10% APR for the last century.  Over 20 years, the return drops to 6.45%.  So the longer you stay married, the more money the insurance company makes.  It should be comforting to know that at least someone has the incentive for you to stay with your spouse.

Entrepreneur John Logan is responsible for this new financial product and says even he is surprised how much  insurance his customers are buying.  He says some are spending more than $1000/month in premiums.  This certainly causes you wonder how someone comes by $1000/month in disposable income while being so profoundly bad with money.

The bottom line is that you are much better off to simply invest the monthly premium yourself.  Not only is your return likely to be better, but should you celebrate your 20th anniversary together, you can use the nest egg to take the whole family on a great vacation rather than lamenting all the cash you’ve tossed down the drain to preserve your happiness.

The mere existence of insurance like this is validation for the USA being ranked 24/30 countries in math ability.  While the sale of this product is not criminal, the fact that’s it’s selling is certainly a crime.

The perils of popularity

September 20th, 2010

Sick BoyIn our ongoing series of scientific studies proving the obvious, comes news that popular people get sick first.  Duh.

What may be slightly less obvious is that health agencies might benefit from identifying and monitoring these social butterflies.  After all, they are like the proverbial canaries in the coal mine.  If some epidemic is going to run through a community, these soldiers can be expected to step up and take one for the team.

Those of us more socially challenged individuals may also take solace in our relative good health.  Sure, we may not get invited to any of the cool parties or get mobbed with hugs when we walk into a room.  But when all you Paris Hilton wanna-bees are on your deathbed, we’ll be hale as a horse, ensconced in our geeky dens full of Fritos and flat screens.

Remember: there’s an upside to everything if you squint hard enough and tilt your head just right.

Get Yer Arrrrrrr On

September 18th, 2010

It be that time o’ the year again me hearties.  The piratical ways arrr upon us as September 19th draws nigh. It is once more:

International Talk Like a Pirate Day

So be brushin’ up yer pirate speak.  Grab yer jacks n’ yer wenches and hoist a mainsail, or maybe a mug of grog.  Or at the very least freak out the person passing the plate in church on the morrow when you toss in yer doubloon.  If ye be a landlubbin’ son of a biscuit eater tomorrow, we’ll be forced to keelhaul yer ragged butt and send it to Davy Jones’ locker.  Don’t be thinkin’ we won’t.

Pope rewrites Nazi history

September 17th, 2010

Pope Benedict

Pope Benedict (Photo by Getty Images)

Having grown up in Nazi Germany in the 1930′s and having been conscripted into the Hitler Youth, you’d think Pope Benedict would have a firmer grasp on the German history of that period.  Yet his groundbreaking visit to the U.K began with a clear and stern warning that excluding religion from public life could lead to the “atheist extremism” of the Nazis and Soviet Russia.

It’s not unexpected for any religious leader to try to steer people away from atheism.  That’s to be expected.  But the notion that atheism had anything to do with the rise of the Nazis or Soviets is simply wrong.

In the case of the Soviets, the cause and effect is backwards.  Atheism in the populace didn’t open the door for Lenin.  Rather, Lenin went to great lengths to stamp out religion in the populace.  Karl Marx famously said, “Religion is the opium of the people.”  Marxism views religion as competition for political power, and hence wants it eliminated.  Prior to the Bolshevik Revolution, the Russian Orthodox church was a wealthy and influential organization.  It was a force to be reckoned with, and Lenin treated it as such.  Religion was deemed unconstitutional and churches were confiscated or destroyed.  Atheism didn’t give rise to the Soviets.  The Soviets gave rise to atheism—by force.

As for the Nazis, the notion they were atheists seems a more recent invention, although not one unique to Pope Benedict.  In reality, Hitler and the Nazis masterfully used Christianity to fuel their rise to power.

In 1933 Hitler stated, “The National Government… regards Christianity as the foundation of our national morality, and the family as the basis of national life.”  Biographer Ian Kershaw wrote that Hitler used his “ability to simulate, even to potentially critical Church leaders, an image of a leader keen to uphold and protect Christianity.”   Eventually, Hitler even began to view himself as a spiritual icon.  He stated, “We are not a movement, rather we are a religion. I’m going to become a religious figure.”

Granted, Hitler wasn’t adhering to the teachings of the Catholic church or any other Christian denomination.  Instead, he was using Christianity as a tool to manipulate the German people.  Even to the point of rationalizing that in exterminating the Jews he was the avenging hand of God, seeking retribution for the death of Jesus.  In that light, it’s understandable that Christians now want to distance themselves from Nazi spirituality, but that hardly makes the Nazis atheists.

It’s fair and reasonable for Pope Benedict to caution against atheism… or Hinduism, Buddhism, and Lutheranism for that matter.  He is, after all, the Pope.  But atheists are responsible for Soviets and Nazis like puddles and dancing (respectively) are responsible for rain.

Boehner expects Obama to not act like him

September 17th, 2010

John BoehnerIn an amazing bit of hypocritical blather, hopeful future Speaker of the House John Boehner says it would be reasonable for President Obama to start agreeing with GOP policies and platforms if Republicans win Congressional majorities in November.

Politco reported this gem in the context of an article where Boehner is saying it isn’t the goal of his party to shutdown the federal government.  Rather, Boehner pushes the blame to Obama claiming that if a shutdown happens it will be because Obama didn’t respect a mandate from the voters.  Said Boehner:

“If we take the majority, that should be a good indication to the president that the American people have not agreed with his policy and his platform. And that they agree with ours. And I think that would give him some reasonability,” he said. “And it wouldn’t come to a confrontational situation. I hope it would never get to that point.”

Is Boehner somehow forgetting that Democrats have enjoyed a similar voter mandate for the last two years by holding majorities in both chambers of Congress as well as the Presidency, and the GOP has not only disagreed with them, but ultimately fought them tooth and nail on virtually every position and policy put forth?

It’s going to be an ugly 2011.