Archive for June, 2010

The End of an Era

June 27th, 2010

AsleepI’m sure you’ve all been keeping track, but the last day when I didn’t publish at least one thing on this blog was November 18th, 2008.  This is fair warning that more such days are coming.

From the blog’s inception in March ’03 up to November ’08, blog posts were very sporadic, with some weeks having lots and others almost none.  This push for a daily blurb was initially a personal challenge to see if I could simply write more often and more consistently than I had been.   I wanted to see if I could write because I had to and not just because I felt like it.  It turns out I can, but I’ve also learned that I can rationalize that writing a one line quip and posting an embedded YouTube video can be rationalized as “writing” if you squint real hard.

Anyway, blogging will be very light until after the holiday (unless it rains a lot).  I just need some time to recharge my batteries.  After that, I’m still going to try and write something substantive several days a week on average, but it will be a much more casual schedule than it has been.  Primarily because I’m intending that future one liners or things that are basically reposts will be done primarily via Twitter or Facebook.  So if you want the full experience, you’ll need to follow me on one of those as well.  They are basically the same content, so one is plenty.  Note that the Twitter feed is viewable/accessible at the top of the column to the right as well.  And it’s public, so you can pick that up as an RSS feed (if you’re into that sort of thing) and get my blogs and Tweets in one place.

Additionally, I want to take this opportunity to thank my regular readers.  Many of you have been with me for years, and I hope you’ll stick around for many more.  I do try to keep the content interesting, entertaining, or at least a worthwhile diversion in your otherwise busy day.  I hope you continue to find it so.  Your feedback or comments are always welcome and appreciated.

See you on the other side…

The Cootie Factor

June 26th, 2010

Boy-GirlNewsweek reports on the reopening of the debate surrounding gender segregated education. But maybe the larger question is, what’s magic about gender?

The article gives a fairly balanced coverage of a lot of the arguments that have been going on for decades.  Most boil down to the question, are learning styles truly different, or are they merely reinforcing gender stereotypes?  One interesting point is that while mixed gender classrooms have historically been seen as a possible disadvantage to girls, there’s increasing thought they might really be detrimental to boys.

The article reaches no particular conclusion, and I also can’t say I have a strong personal opinion one way or the other.  But what troubles me is more that if we start thinking girls learn differently from boys, why would that be the only line to be drawn?  Sure, it brings up the obvious notion of going back to racially segregated schools.  But what about other delineations that are likely more pedagogically defensible?

How about if we use the elementary level IQ tests they give all the kids anyway to assign kids to middle and high schools based on IQ?  Could anyone reasonably argue that schools full of nothing but the best and brightest would have outstanding academic achievements?  Still, the public backlash against any such proposal would be swift and loud.

What if you could show that kids with musical ability learned differently than others?  Kids from troubled homes?  Fat kids?  The key point seems to be that as a society, we likely wouldn’t entertain dividing our public school students based on most all criteria.  Why would we reasonably entertain doing it for gender?

I think until we can answer the question of why gender should be so much more important than any other dividing line, this notion of gender segregation in schools is a non-starter.

Type This

June 25th, 2010

I learned to type on a typewriter sometime after they became electric but before they had spell checkers.  I was never very good at it, but it got me through a metric boat load of term papers. Particularly important since my handwriting has been pretty illegible since I learned to hold a pencil.

In college, I learned to program in a variety of arcane languages all of which depended on entering large quantities of numbers and special symbols into a keyboard.  Touch typing was pretty useless, at least the version I was capable of because I never really got much past the letters and an occasional period or comma.  Out of a sense of self preservation I developed my own technique that involves 4 fingers and one thumb across two hands and requires me to stare at the keyboard while I type.  I can still manage 30 wpm which gets me by for what I do and provides an unnatural source of amusement for Kim who can type 1,530 wpm while looking at me, carrying on a conversation, and knitting an afghan.

Anyway, along came 2-way pagers, smartphones and other things that forced me to learn to type with just two thumbs.  The technique is different enough to require a learning curve, but I managed.  Still, I’d barely hack out a sentence while Kim explained the finer points of why the Celtics have been the dominant force in basketball for the last 3 decades with just two digits.

Well, now we’re up for stage 3.  The Swype technique.  The new Droid X phone is sporting a new keyboarding method where you don’t touch each letter of the word, but rather trace a path through all the letters of the word.  Samsung and HTC are also planning offerings.  This is the method that recently shattered a text messaging speed record. And yes, here’s yet another learning curve, but I’m hopeful as this seems somehow different enough to maybe give me an edge.  Oh who am I kidding?  She’s gonna smoke me again.

Swype

What Could Go Wrong?

June 24th, 2010

CA Lic. PlateCalifornia is entertaining what may be the most gratuitous use of technology, ever.  Their legislature is considering a bill to move the state toward electronic license plates.  The plates would essentially be digital displays that would look like normal license plates at speed.  But once the car was stopped for more than 4 seconds, the plates would become small billboards displaying advertising.  The thinking is that the state would make a bundle off of selling the ad space, and that would help close their mondo budget hole.

Okay, kudos to the state for thinking outside the box a bit, but… seriously?  I’m willing to buy the financials.  I’m sure they’d sell out the ads, and the revenue from the ads would likely pay for the expensive plates with money left over to pad the state coffers.  And given the ads are only displayed when stopped, they shouldn’t be much of a driver distraction.  But there are still a few issues to be addressed.

The tech of the plates themselves would have to be pretty rugged.  You’re basically talking about a very low-end iPad-like device in a weatherproof and bulletproof package.  The system requires a screen, processor, memory, and some sort of wireless communication.  After all, it would be silly to have the plates locked in to a single ad for a whole year or whatever the duration of the registration is.  Also, these plates require power, and this would be a mod to all cars to wire that.  You can’t just tie into the license plate lights as they aren’t on all the time, and don’t even exist on the front of the car.

Not to mention that now you have $100+ of tech loosely bolted to either end of your car.  I can’t imagine anyone stealing that, right?  What about the personalization of the ads?  Given the DMV knows who you are, where you live, and what you are driving, will the ads be tailored for your vehicle or neighborhood?  Will Honda object to Toyota buying ad-time exclusively on their bumpers?  Will you be offended when ads for Jenny Craig or Tampax appear on your car?

But the big issue will be hacking. These things have to be connected to be useful.  And that means they will be hackable, and you know someone’s going to do that.  Can you just imagine the possibilities when you can alter the plates on the cars all around you?  And what about the criminal element?  Now bank thieves won’t need to do all that messy plate swapping on the getaway car.  They can just electronically alter the plate number as they drive away.

Yup… this is well thought out.  Although being from New York, it does make me feel better that maybe there’s a state with a legislature more useless than ours.

The Wrong Analogy

June 23rd, 2010

I’m not an expert in economics, but I am trying to make heads or tails of the growing debate over what to do about our economy.  We’ve pulled back from the brink we were on early last year.  But now we’re stalled. There’s a non-trivial chance we’ll fall back for a double dip recession similar to what happened in 1937.  There’s also some chance the world confidence in the dollar will fall and we’ll go into full-blown collapse ala Greece.  Then there’s a large chance we’ll just languish with 10% unemployment and be dead in the water like the Japanese were through most of the 90′s.  Oh yeah, and there’s some small possibility we’ll actually get things humming along again so we can all see our 401k’s at 2007 levels and have lots of job prospects for us and our children.

Many are calling for fiscal austerity, arguing that large deficits are the road to ruin.  Many of those same folks are calling for the Fed to raise interest rates as a hedge against inflation.  On the flip side, others argue that more government stimulus is needed and that we need to spend our way back to prosperity.  Frankly it all makes my head hurt.

Let’s start with the common ground.  No one thinks deficits are a good idea.  Most can agree that there are times where you borrow money to make appropriate investments, but that running deficits year on year without ever seeing the plus side of the balance sheet is not a healthy thing.  As a minimum, I would very much like to see everyone remember this the next time we do have a thriving economy so that we actually raise taxes or cut spending such that we get to a debt neutral position.  But that’s water over the dam now.  The issue is figuring out how to get out of where we are.

The austerity folks are fond of making the analogy of the U.S. economy to your household.  That is, if you lose your job or otherwise are taking in less money, then you need to cut back your expenses such that you are also paying out less money.  Responding to a layoff notice with a spending spree at Best Buy would be pathologically stupid.  There’s additional rationale that if there isn’t a show of some fiscal discipline, creditors will lose faith in the ability to pay the debts and call the notes due.  This would effectively result in bankruptcy.

There’s an elegant simplicity to that analogy, but after careful consideration, I think it’s the wrong one.  The major missing element is that in the home analogy, your spending doesn’t have a relationship to your income.  But in the U.S. economy case, it does.  That is, if people are broke, if goods are not sold, then there are no tax revenues to collect.  But I think there’s a simple analogy that does reflect this relationship.

Consider a small family business, let’s say a local Bar & Grill.  The tavern falls on hard times because the factory up the road shut down and a lot of their regular customers no longer have lunch there or hang out there after work.  As the owner, you’re faced with a significant drop in revenue.  You have two basic choices.  You can try and restructure your business to fit within the revenue you’re making, or you can borrow and invest in things to attract new customers.  While there may be some things you can do to cut costs, many of the obvious things you might try will ultimately hurt your business.  Reduce the variety and quality of the food menu.  Reduce staff.  Reduce hours of operation.  Water down the drinks.  Sure, these things save you money, but they likely will also cost you revenue as additional customers will become disappointed and leave.  In general, this strategy is a death spiral.  Alternatively, you could gather a few local investors to finance adding a stage on the back and offering live music.  Do additional advertising.  Hire a top chef to create an exceptional menu.  These things have the opportunity to expand your business, and thus your revenue, which hopefully you’ll use to pay down your debt.

Yet even in this analogy, it’s important to recognize that there are no guarantees.  Yes, maybe in the austerity case you’ll get lucky and some new company will re-open the factory and your business will take off again.  Yes, in the investment scenario you might make lots of improvements, and still nobody comes to your establishment and you go under with additional debt.  The key difference for me is that the austerity case is entirely hanging your future on luck and prayer.  It’s outside of your control.  While the investment scenario gives you a path to drive your own success, or at least die trying.

Bringing this back to the U.S. economy, it means to me that the federal government needs to keep investing.  Not spending wildly, but investing smartly in things that have future upsides.  Green energy technology comes to mind as a great industry investment.  In general, loans to small businesses and start-ups.  Unemployment payments to keep people off the state welfare rolls such that they prop up consumer spending so that larger companies stop hoarding cash and go back to investing in their own businesses.  Not every program will work, but we need to keep trying.

There is a time to be frugal, but this isn’t it.  There is no indication this is a passing storm such that if we just hunker down we’ll be fine in a few months.  The storm has already ravaged the town.  We need to decide whether to rebuild or to decide to get used to living in the rubble.

Image Is Everything

June 22nd, 2010

We’ve ceased to care about substance anymore.  All we care about, or at least all we talk about, is what something looks like.  Perhaps because it’s easier to digest an emotional meal than an intellectual one.

This was brought to a head for me by the relentless coverage given to BP CEO Tony Hayworth’s recent yachting excursion.  Even the White House took a jab at him, despite the reality that Obama was out golfing at about the same time.  And the Republicans are ranting about Obama being out of the office as well.  The premise seems to be that there is a crisis on, and these guys shouldn’t be out of the office until it’s over.

Okay, on the one hand I get that from a public relations standpoint it’s risky to be seen having fun while others are suffering.  It’s perhaps emotionally tone deaf.  But practically, it’s irrelevant.  The CEO, whether of a company or a country, is not playing an active minute-by-minute role in resolving a crisis like the oil spill in the Gulf.  Even having them in the area for moral support is logistically intrusive.  Their role is limited to making strategic decisions that others actually implement.  This happens on a time scale of days or weeks and can occur from anywhere.

While I certainly don’t have anything close to the scope of responsibility of a CEO (nor the paycheck or the support staff), my boss knows how to find me pretty much 24×7.  If something requires my attention, you can be sure I’ll be hunted down with little effort.  Are we to believe that these executives are completely out of pocket while on the links or the high seas?  Not a chance.  This is just about how it looks.

And it doesn’t really stop there.  Whether it’s the latest sex scandal or who said what into a live mic, there is a relentless coverage of minutiae that has some emotional resonance to it.  Is this because it’s what people want?  I think the answer is no, but it is delivered in the package people want.

As a nation, we have become the embodiment of the short attention span.  If you can’t express it in a sound bite or a Tweet, we don’t have time for it. Yet this by itself isn’t so bad.  Absorbing a lot of bits can be just as informative as digesting a comprehensive analysis.  Perhaps even more enlightening in that you are getting more diverse points of view.  But the bits by themselves don’t naturally coalesce. And most people don’t spend the effort to ever sit and reflect on the plethora of info bursts they are getting to try to distill any larger coherence out of it.  So the reality is they are just left with the individual bits.  And therein lies the rub.

If you need to communicate something quickly, you don’t appeal to the intellect, you appeal to the emotion.  You can spend all evening explaining the dangers of touching a hot stove to a young child.  But if you’ve only got two minutes to teach him, you can take him over and stick his finger briefly on the burner.   Lesson done.

Now politics isn’t so black and white as touching stoves.  (It’s hard to find pundits willing to stand on the side of scorching hands.)  It’s not strictly good vs. bad.  Both sides of an issue get boiled down to emotionally charged tidbits.  And without additional data or the time and motivation to seek the data on your own, you’re making judgments not on the issues, but on the emotional resonance of the sound bite, or perhaps the perceived trustworthiness of the speaker or source.

But wait a minute… isn’t that just marketing?  The “Mad Men” of the 50′s and 60′s created modern marketing.  Ignore the head, play to the heart.  Will Geico really save you $500 in 15 minutes?  Do you really not believe it’s not butter?  Will Axe body spray really cause hot girls to throw themselves at you?  A wise consumer is more than a little skeptical.  In recent decades we’ve come to somewhat distrust ads by default.  We assume everyone is overplaying their hand.

But now news and politics are being marketed using the same techniques.  Yet we’re still in that naive phase where we largely assume what they are telling us is true.  Yet maybe this gives us some hope after all.  We learned to distrust product ads and do our own research.  Maybe we’ll mature to that point in the realm of news and politics as well.

Refresh of an Old Joke

June 21st, 2010

This is stolen blatantly from a comment left by BaScOmBe on CrooksAndLiars.com, but I doubt that’s its original source either.  Still, I thought it was pretty funny and wanted to share.

Balloon

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

“She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be an Obama Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Republican.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”

Father & Son Projects

June 20th, 2010

It’s Father’s Day, so happy day to all you dads out there.  And nothing says Father’s Day like time spent with your son.  And some father & son teams do it a little better than others.  Take for example this guy, who worked with his dad to build a Stargate in his backyard.

Stargate

Granted, it’s all plywood and paint and a little Photoshop effect to get the puddle, but the inner ring really turns and the symbols are all hand carved.  Give this team a little Naqahdah and we’ll be traveling the galaxy by Tuesday.

My dad never helped me build an inter-dimensional transport device.  Okay sure, he helped me pretty much build a car when I was a teen, and he taught me all kinds of trade skills and stuff, but I never got a Stargate.  Wah!

Thanks Dad. No, seriously… thank you.

Movin’ & Shakin’

June 19th, 2010

Sony MoveSony recently introduced its new gaming accessory called the Move.  It’s a motion controller for the PS/3 intended to give the Nintendo Wii a run for its money.

The gaming world is super competitive, and I don’t mean just the players.  The big three companies (Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo) are constantly fighting to one-up each other.  And with Microsoft’s new Kinect system due this fall (demo video here), it’s gonna be a whole new ball game for everybody. Kinect needs no controller at all, it just tracks your movements from the sensor bar directly.

VibratorSony’s also making noises about Kinect like motion tracking in its future, but in the meantime, it’s going to have to be content with eating Nintendo’s lunch.  Or maybe they have a different market in mind.  After all, the Move’s shape does seem reminiscent of a different household appliance. No?

Heel Girl

June 18th, 2010

High HeelsDoes your daughter have everything she needs to prepare for her impending womanhood?  Chyna Whyne doesn’t think so.

In just six weeks, she’ll teach your teen to walk in high heels.  Only six weeks!  Although it seems to me it should be 10, one week for each toe.

I admit there must be some skill required to navigate the world  in heels.  I always get a kick out of the girls at my sons’ high school awards ceremony walking on their toes as they shuffle across the stage.  But does this really deserve a course?

As if the premise wasn’t goofy enough to start with, the course also offers to teach girls how to shop for shoes.  I think that’s conclusive proof this is a scam.  Like any girl needs to be taught to shop for shoes.

Sports Bling

June 17th, 2010

HeadsetsAs Kim pointed out recently, she’s turned me into a temporary sports fan of sorts.  With Game 7 of the NBA finals on tonight, I think I should be all set until next year.  And then I’ll only be resurrected if the Celtics make the playoffs.  But before I depart my fleeting fandom, I have a question that’s been gnawing at me.  Okay, maybe not “gnawing” exactly, but it does cross my mind now and again while watching the games.

Why do sportscasters wear those big honkin’ headsets?  And they not only wear them during the game, but while on the set for the halftime show.  Is this some sort of fashion statement?  I mean sure, the crowds are loud and they need to be able to get noise cancellation as well as a clear audio signal from the control booth.  EarwigBut don’t musicians face a similar problem?  And they get by with those cute little earwigs.

And yes, they need a good microphone to capture their snappy commentary while still allowing them to jump out of their seats, but again, didn’t Garth Brooks solve that problem 20 years ago?Garth

The football coaches and sportscasters wear even bigger units, but I always assumed that was in part just to keep their ears warm while playing in Green Bay.  I don’t think the Staples Center has that issue.

If someone might enlighten me, then I can go back to ignoring ESPN in peace.

Help the Cat

June 16th, 2010

Help CatI’m sure naming the cat “Help” sounded funny at the time.  There was no word on whether or not the officers were amused.  Still, it was probably safer than naming the cat “Free Beer” or “Kiss me”.  Although it seems to me that “Iva Bigbutt” and “Igotta Tinkle” are possibly even more amusing alternatives.

But most importantly, this lady has a cat that comes when you call it?

And now for something completely different…

June 15th, 2010

Okay, maybe not different.  It’s still about BP and that damned oil spill.  But at least this one is funny. This situation needs a little levity, and UCBComedy has done a great job with this video. Enjoy.

Getting Into the Jones Act

June 14th, 2010

Oil Spill ShipIn the last couple of days I’ve heard a lot of complaining about the failure of Obama to waive the Jones Act. My initial reaction was, “The Jones what?”

I finally got a chance to do a little homework, and I must admit I’m still scratching my head a little.  The Jones Act is pretty simple.  It’s a 1920′s era protectionist policy that only allows American ships, staffed by US workers, to move goods between US ports.  Apparently Bush waived the Jones Act following Katrina.

Conservative commentators and pundits have been raising a fuss lately, claiming that Obama is refusing to waive the act to preserve his good standing with Labor Unions.  Meanwhile, foreign vessels with lots of badly needed oil cleanup capability are ready to be deployed, but forbidden to help.

This would be horrendous if true, which of course it really isn’t.  It’s true Obama hasn’t waived the act. But somewhat importantly, there are no requests for him to do so.  Further, several government officials are on record saying that if needed, the act will be waived.  No muss, no fuss, no bother.

If you think about it, this doesn’t even pass the sniff test.  The Democrats and Labor are increasingly at odds as demonstrated in Labor’s actions in last Tuesday’s primary.  And the Dems are completely unapologetic about it.  Yes, Labor helped get Obama in office, but they’ve been widely reported as feeling snubbed by him since.  So we’re to believe Obama is finally going to throw them a bone, and the bone he chooses would make him responsible for increasing the devastation and suffering caused by a disaster that threatens to tank his whole term in office?  Really?

This is politics, plain and simple.  But then this isn’t so plain and simple.  This isn’t just spin.  This isn’t just over amplification of the inconsequential.  This is outrage over a manufactured problem.  And that to me, is a problem.

Roll Your Own

June 13th, 2010

“Be Prepared” may be the motto of the Boy Scouts, but the girl in this video shows that she deserves a merit badge for ingenuity, and maybe a traffic ticket to boot.  Still, you have to admire someone who’s just not willing to accept that there’s no place to park.  Undeterred, she carries supplies in her car to construct a “legal” parking spot wherever she happens to need to be.  I only hope she’s currently working on a system to automatically deploy this system out the back of her car.  That would be way cool.